tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post5601328946500111662..comments2023-04-26T05:12:29.804-04:00Comments on an army of ermas: My Crappy Birthdayweeghostieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05784292070517987961noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-33929493394598273762010-04-27T09:09:49.662-04:002010-04-27T09:09:49.662-04:00Through the ceiling. Oy. You have zombies in you...Through the ceiling. Oy. You have zombies in your back yard and see tumbleweeds in Michigan. I have crooked round windows and dogs that fall through ceilings.Caroleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082908703263467479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-2998907967995165002010-04-25T22:27:35.342-04:002010-04-25T22:27:35.342-04:00You poor thing. Happy really-belated birthday!
An...You poor thing. Happy really-belated birthday!<br /><br />And THROUGH the ceiling? Oy.Melanie Hooyengahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08781235493983907234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-89640548827611574412010-04-07T00:52:59.643-04:002010-04-07T00:52:59.643-04:00Happy belated birthday, Carole!Happy belated birthday, Carole!Jennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16027573834319181817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-49060518754388046982010-04-05T12:30:53.617-04:002010-04-05T12:30:53.617-04:00Happy Birthday! I'm sorry I missed it. :)Happy Birthday! I'm sorry I missed it. :)Janna Leadbetterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06339705935553160673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-86178912590210688092010-04-03T09:47:48.383-04:002010-04-03T09:47:48.383-04:00In fact, at around 9:00 p.m. I decided I wanted ca...In fact, at around 9:00 p.m. I decided I wanted cake. Cake and ice cream. I got cake and ice cream. It was lovely. : )Caroleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082908703263467479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-35288745748572053872010-04-02T23:12:06.825-04:002010-04-02T23:12:06.825-04:00Happy Birthday! Hope you got some little piece of ...Happy Birthday! Hope you got some little piece of HAPPY for your day... :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17613461602324493218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-5183075760355622212010-04-02T20:18:53.556-04:002010-04-02T20:18:53.556-04:00You guys, this has been a terrific birthday. Real...You guys, this has been a terrific birthday. Really. Ya'll are officially AWESOME!Caroleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082908703263467479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-90382378159537010262010-04-02T16:19:40.312-04:002010-04-02T16:19:40.312-04:00Carole--I accept. You now have a *slightly* older ...Carole--I accept. You now have a *slightly* older sister that sings off key, can't grow plants, and has to go into the Witless Protection Program before she can pick up a glue gun again. See how much better this birthday is going?!Amy Mullishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09650408133826832302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-42614812607742813932010-04-02T14:40:13.257-04:002010-04-02T14:40:13.257-04:00Jeanette, that is a lovely thing to think about. ...Jeanette, that is a lovely thing to think about. I shall live on it until it happens! :-)<br /><br />Lively Squaw (LOVE that name!), I am beginning to agree with you. 42 ain't so bad after all. And like I mentioned earlier, it's certainly better than my only other alternative!Caroleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082908703263467479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-17330669247987515432010-04-02T14:11:37.382-04:002010-04-02T14:11:37.382-04:00Happy Birthday, dear Carole! I said this in a chip...Happy Birthday, dear Carole! I said this in a chipper, springtime is here voice. And when your husband signs the contract for his awesome job, he can take you out to a posh restaurant without your mom or forgetful son--just the two of you!Jeanette Levelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12898750484193832082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-89116946911986528362010-04-02T13:15:00.325-04:002010-04-02T13:15:00.325-04:00Melissa, there is a reason I have known you practi...Melissa, there is a reason I have known you practically since birth and still adore you--you are AWESOME! You made my whole day. <br /><br />I WILL buy myself the best damn birthday cake ever.<br />I WILL buy a bottle of Fat Bastard.<br />I WILL wear blue eyeliner, even if it is technically illegal<br />And I am off to listen to that Cyndi Lauper mega birthday mix you sent and dance until the dogs consider sending me for therapy. <br /><br />**MUAH!**Caroleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082908703263467479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-15975806295165243442010-04-02T13:07:29.710-04:002010-04-02T13:07:29.710-04:00Girl as of Today, You have a new Birthday traditio...Girl as of Today, You have a new Birthday tradition. If you ask my Ty, when is Mom's Birthday, Ty will say well she doesnt have one, she has 364 Un-birthdays. We have had that rule since Ty watched Alice over a decade ago and altho it is my favorite movie EVER apparently 15 years olds do not go see Alice In Wonderland. So, having said all of THAT. You can remember next year that you can leave it to chance for one day or take the average of the good and bad of 364. You are beautiful, fantastically smart and talented and truly just how bad will that ole sewer be tomorrow than it isnt already today. My thought is take up your son's slack and use that paper. Write youself a list of all of the things you are doing today that someone else will owe you for. GO buy you the best damn birthday cake ever and all of the drinkies you want to have. Call the sewer guys and tell them that you want two very hot and clean sewer guys to come over (just for the reactionary value of course :) Do your hair however you feel, apply makeup however you feel and wear whatever you feel. Turn up whatever music you feel (i sent you something btw) and dance however you feel. Today is your day and every other day is your day too because You are Carole and you are loved Birthday or Not.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11962183536306901754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-58796987670200898192010-04-02T12:47:00.827-04:002010-04-02T12:47:00.827-04:00*big dog*big dogCaroleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082908703263467479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-6446871507060810992010-04-02T12:44:56.497-04:002010-04-02T12:44:56.497-04:00Adam! I looked it up, and you are SO right! 42 r...Adam! I looked it up, and you are SO right! 42 rawks!<br /><br />Amy: ROFL! Where have you been all my life? Can you be my long lost sister? <br /><br />Kristen, things like that happen to me ALL the time, birthday or not. I feel the need to explain how Monster fell through the ceiling. He found a way, no matter what we did, to get into the attic over the garage from the back yard by going up an exterior staircase. He'd bump and fight with the door until he got it open, no matter how we secured it. The floor of attic led to the ceiling of the laundry room. He was a bog dog, and so the attic floor couldn't support his weight. Why he wanted to roll around in loose insulation escapes me.<br /><br />Now, my next article needs to be about all my many accidents like the time the guy I worked with dropped a kitchen stove on my head. You just can't make stuff like that up!Caroleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082908703263467479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-49306429033925361802010-04-02T11:43:11.210-04:002010-04-02T11:43:11.210-04:00"My dog fell through the ceiling (don’t ask),..."My dog fell through the ceiling (don’t ask), landed on top of the dryer and knocked himself out cold." WHAT?!! You do have terrible birthday luck. I've never heard of that happening to anyone on a normal day, let alone a birthday. Is it mean that I'm laughing a little? <br /><br />May this be the birthday that breaks the curse! Put your feet up. I'll do the dishes.Kirsten Leskohttp://disobedientwriter.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-15500233826487332062010-04-02T11:29:56.324-04:002010-04-02T11:29:56.324-04:00*Amy chimes in with Kathy to sing Happy Birthday*
...*Amy chimes in with Kathy to sing Happy Birthday*<br /><br />*Kathy looks on in horror as Amy gives the song a whole new tune in a minor key*<br /><br />*Carole chases Amy around yard with shovel for ruining the only good thing that's happened today.*<br /><br />*Carole is able to catch Amy to give her a good wallop because Carole is only 42*<br /><br />Glad I could cheer you up! What are friends for?<br /><br />Happy Birthday, Sweetie!Amy Mullishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09650408133826832302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-16775649866676365262010-04-02T11:29:44.369-04:002010-04-02T11:29:44.369-04:00Happy birthday, Carole!
Like we discussed yesterd...Happy birthday, Carole!<br /><br />Like we discussed yesterday, 42 is a biggy!<br /><br />If I was there, I'd give you a hand, sewage or no.<br /><br />*Hugs*<br /><br />AdamAdamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18041390205721204791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-72557632319880657632010-04-02T10:53:40.928-04:002010-04-02T10:53:40.928-04:00Singing: Awesome
Reminder: Made me feel less neg...Singing: Awesome<br />Reminder: Made me feel less neglected<br />Your offer?: Awwwwwwwh. And I'd share. :-)Caroleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082908703263467479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-50517927477573355902010-04-02T10:49:31.703-04:002010-04-02T10:49:31.703-04:00Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happ...Happy birthday to you,<br />Happy birthday to you,<br />Happy Birthday, dear Carole,<br />happy birthday to you!<br /><br />(How was my singing?)<br /><br />My kids need constant reminders of when my birthday is.<br /><br />I think you are a wonderful person and if I could I'd come by and wash your dishes for you. And I'd make you a cake. I make very delicious cakes, according to my family.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04505675063769786300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-71042575179497786562010-04-02T10:46:31.649-04:002010-04-02T10:46:31.649-04:00That would be amazing!That would be amazing!Caroleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082908703263467479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-7766390995337642882010-04-02T10:44:54.497-04:002010-04-02T10:44:54.497-04:00Happy Birthday! I would bake you a cake, but I lik...Happy Birthday! I would bake you a cake, but I like you and all my baked goods are considered armed and dangerous. Instead I'll just wish for a couple of hot Roto-Rooter guys to show up at your door!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04576743533617299665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-3957981658734813852010-04-02T10:23:41.433-04:002010-04-02T10:23:41.433-04:00Chocolate! (With cherries and whipped cream too?)...Chocolate! (With cherries and whipped cream too?)Caroleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082908703263467479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3475732294480121490.post-61080481432877148982010-04-02T10:20:03.918-04:002010-04-02T10:20:03.918-04:00HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Look at it this way, from here ...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!<br /><br />Look at it this way, from here on out your days can only get better until next April 2nd. ;)<br /><br />I'll make you a cake, darlin'. Chocolate or pineapple upside down cake with extra cherries and real whipped cream?weeghostieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05784292070517987961noreply@blogger.com