It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

 by Jennifer Caddell

It’s the most wonderful time of the year,
When school bells are ringing
And kiddos are dreaming
Of summer next yeeeaar.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

It’s the hap-happiest season of all.
When homework’s forgotten
And socks made of cotton
Turn brown, in no time at all
It’s the hap- happiest season of all.

There’ll be children out whining
Over friends who are trying
To show off their ‘Twinkle Toes”.

There’ll be scary school stories
Of TP wad glories
And a school toilet that overflows.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
When those ‘fun’ teacher meetings
And principal greetings
Lead to report cards hidden in fear.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

There’ll be much nose blowing
And cold germs corroding
Every surface you know.

The sneezing will ring
And noses will sing,
With booger mustaches aglow.

It’s the most wonderful time,
The most wonderful time,
It’s the most wonderful time of the yeaaarr!