Cat Haiku

by Steve Barber

If dogs can have their Haiku, it's only fair that cats get a shot at it too. Theirs, of course, would be...different. Like this:

You have allergies?

Cats have dander. Deal with it.

Now go bring my food.

The plans are in place

To overthrow the humans.

But first I must nap.

I shall bring dead things

And leave them on your pillow.

'Cause that's what cats do.