We're looking for a few good Ermas to join our family but here's the catch. Can you grab us in a paragraph? Keep it short, keep it snappy, make the Ermas fans laugh and you're in like Flynn. Send your (up to) 250 word column to email@example.com and I'll post them on the facebook fan board under the Discussions tab.
Fans will be able to vote for their favorites on July 6th at the poll on this website. The top two will be invited to join An Army of Ermas with all the high fallutin'ness that comes with it. We're looking for female/male writers with a focus on family (they do not need to be married nor parents), life, goofy stuff in general. Questions? Please write to the email address above. An Army of Ermas is a non-paying market.