11.21.2010

Get yer Erma on for the holidays by being a guest columnist!


As the nights turn chilly and we fight with the kids over the last bits of Halloween candy stuck to the McDonald's glow-in-the-dark bucket, our thoughts naturally turn to those of sharing (not really, that Milky Way is MINE) thus we'd like to extend some Ermas lovin' to our fabulous readers. I have three guest spots open in December and invite everyone to submit a piece, 550 words or less, with a holiday or holiday disaster theme to snuggle in while I whip up some eggnog with a suspiciously rum-scented... cup. Yes. A cup. Stop looking at me like that.

If chosen, your piece will be featured on the An Army of Ermas website. Deadline for submission is December 4, 2010. Please email your submission to anarmyofermas[AT]gmail.com. Winners will be chosen by the An Army of Ermas editor. She does accept bribes. Just sayin'.

photo credit: gumtreedesigners.blogspot.com

7 comments:

  1. Oooooh, fun! ;)

    Think I may hafta give it a go.

    Adam

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  2. If an entrant hypothetically was thinking about including a bribe, do you think said editor would prefer pralines or the best coffee on the planet? Or both?

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  3. The aforementioned editor would hypothetically choose coffee, preferably served by Daniel Craig in a loincloth.

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  4. How about Tetley tea served by me in three layers?


    Adam

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  5. mmm.... daniel craig in a loincloooottthhh.

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  6. I also can't get past the image of Daniel Craig in a loincloth. And I hope I never get past it.

    -Mercedes

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