Adult male to woman wearing a ski cap: "Wow, you look great, like you had a face lift."
Male adult to woman with a slight tummy: "Do you have a hernia or something?"
One woman to another: "When's the baby due?" (Leave it to those empire waist tops)
Child to another child: "Your grandfather really is good at running!" (It was the child's uncle.)
Young woman to a slightly older woman: "So, what hair dye do you use?" (It was the woman's natural color.)
Okay, your turn!