Besties, Beasties and Frenemies: Oh My!

by Beth Bartlett

Doesn’t mind late calls
Refills your wine while you vent
Honey Badger cares.

Makes fun of your shoes
Even Jimmy Choos on sale
Cougars are vicious.

Drunk-dialing your ex
New girlfriend answers the phone.
Snap! Barracuda!

Long neck, stretchy pants
Hears all the gossip, stays mum
Giraffe’s got your back

Mishap avoided;
Turkey knows just what to do.
Put down the hot wax.

What’s white, black and red?
Zebra after dirty jokes
And margaritas.

1 comment:

  1. I love this. For some reason, I'm especially partial to the giraffe part.


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