Dog Haiku

Dogs are creatures of few words. How few? Well, none, actually. But if they could speak I'm convinced they'd do it in Haiku.

Perhaps something like this:

 

You know how I do

Disgusting things with my tongue?

Let me lick your face.

I left a present,

Well, not really a present,

On your bathroom rug.

No, it's not my fault.

I begged you to take me out.

Hope you stepped in it.

Steve Barber lives in Ann Arbor, Michigan with Hunny and Tilly the Wonder Dog who just went three straight days without going on the carpet. Hunny's good about that too. Steve's currently working on convincing himself to get back to working on a bunch of half finished short stories. He just may do it, too.