Cat Haiku

by Steve Barber
If dogs can have their Haiku, it's only fair that cats get a shot at it too. Theirs, of course, would be...different. Like this:

You have allergies?
Cats have dander. Deal with it.
Now go bring my food.

The plans are in place
To overthrow the humans.
But first I must nap.

I shall bring dead things
And leave them on your pillow.
'Cause that's what cats do.


  1. dead things have a tendency to be headless or heartless...ewww!

    scary looking kitty ;)

  2. Heartless or headless
    Dank, dark, furry or feathered
    Beginning to smell


Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.